Megan and Keith
Megan was born in Tasmania (the barbarian stronghold just South of Australia) and using false papers entered the UK in the late 1990's. However, the authorities eventually caught up with her and she was deported from the UK for conduct unbecoming of an Australian - she didn't drink enough, although she did have a job in hospitality.
She left the country with Keith a chef who she has lured into a weird love triste and they have run away to Australia to commune with nature.
Most recently they have annouced that thay are getting married, which is apparently some quaint antipodean custom that died out in the UK many years ago. They are planning the deed in Autumn 2008 and if we are fit to travel we intend to go out to see that it happens properly.
We miss them as they were good at babysitting
