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Gill

Gill spent 30 years perfecting her parenting skills - shouting, causing psychological damage and general annoying the hell out of her children.  Then when her first grandchild was born she decided to try a different approach and is trying to get her children to disown her by spoiling their children at every opportunity.
Mike

Mike spent 30 years as a shipbroker - broking ships which is an arcane form of soothsaying.  He then spent 8 months asleep before discovering golf and now splits his time between the golf course and cleaning his clubs after he returns from a sucessful day digging the course.