Sharon
Brought up in the slums of Nottingham Sharon had to go to bed 40 minutes after she got up and was beaten each night by a heartless family.
Escaping to University to the prosperous South Coast of England she was a...no...studied Parasitology, eventually earning a PhD in 19 something or other.
A post-doc position in Bangor followed where she met the love of her life but eventually moved in with Richard. Shortly afterwards they opened Tyler's Academic Books, Bangor's premier booksellers.
Children have now become Sharon's main occupation and she swans around directing the staff on the best way of clothing and feeding them.
However, its not just fun in her life and she is currently the Secretary of the HSA (the posh modern name for PTA) at the kid's school.